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Just spent 10 minutes trying to print a document at 823413 Main Library because their printer had one too many paper trays jammed in. Why did I need this exact one-page document to happen during th...
I was trying to pay for my coffee this morning and I notice they got my name wrong on my loyalty card. Like, it's not rocket science, people. Every day for months and it still hasn't sunk in that m...
Stood in line at 491613, waited for a whopping 20 minutes for the ATM to dispense cash. When my card got declined, I asked the attendant to reset the machine, but they just told me to try again, no...
Just had to wait 10 long minutes for the coffee shop's WiFi to kick in after I'd already handed over my phone to the barista, she just taps at an ancient tablet trying to figure out why. No passwor...
Walking past the shared fridge now it's like a battlefield with expired leftovers and mysterious stains I found my own container covered in someone's old ketchup splatters I swear if I have to wipe...
Just got home after driving an hour in rush hour traffic only to find out I missed the last packet of my favorite instant noodles, the label 208953 - all that time spent commuting for nothing, now ...
I just got back from the library and the vending machine on the third floor was out of coffee again. I know, it's not the end of the world, but honestly, how hard is it to stock these things? Every...
Coffee shop uses those flimsy, folded cardboard sleeves and they're constantly trying to stick themselves under the cup lid. Can't they see it just gets wedged halfway and ruins my morning momentum...
This morning. I got to the cafeteria and my favorite mug is still clogged in the dishwasher. It's been like this every single day for weeks. How hard is it to move one single item to the top shelf?...
My favorite lunch spot had to discontinue their gluten-free wraps because, apparently, the supplier just stopped making the special gluten-free blend. No announcement, no warning sign - just a plai...
Walking into my apartment and finding someone's used toothbrush still lodged in the bathroom soap dish is more than annoying, it shows I don't have basic boundaries respected around my space, and h...
Just got back from buying coffee and they messed up my order. Asked for a medium roast with room for cream, got a large with half a pack of sweetener instead. No one bothered to verify the request ...
People are so entitled now, I was on the 5th floor of the office building and the elevator got stuck on 3 – some genius decided to try and push the doors open so they walked out and left someone ...
Woke up late, rushed to pack my bag for the meeting at 9, only to spill an entire travel-sized container of face cream all over my phone and the keyboard. Then to add insult to injury, my internet ...
Stuck in a never-ending loop of frustration because the automated coffee machine at the office was programmed to hand out the wrong change. I inserted 50 cents, got 45 cents back for my coffee – ...
There's something infuriatingly annoying about those automated calls saying they're from the bank and that my account is compromised. And then, in the background, I swear the same canned message is...
Stood in the checkout line for 20 minutes, only to be confronted with a cashier who's more interested in browsing her phone than scanning my groceries. Not 'can you scan this next' or 'how much is ...
Ordering groceries online, expecting it to be seamless, still waiting for my first delivery from 825165 - they claim to be automated, yet their email updates are inconsistent, and the promised 3-ho...
Trying to order a morning coffee, but can't even get that right. Barista hands me a drink with a note saying you asked for low-foam. No, I said no foam. Not low-foam. I specifically watched as you ...
Walking into my kitchen, I notice my coffee mug's in the sink, but there's no water. Of course I was in a rush this morning, so the water filter isn't running - it's always like that. Now I just wa...
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