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Coffee shop, morning rush, they run out of my usual roast halfway into the line. So I ask the guy behind the counter what's up, expecting some standard corporate excuse. Nope, kid just tells me the...
Woken up this morning to a completely full mailbox and my eyes landed on the bank statement for my old college savings that I thought I'd closed ages ago - somehow they're still sending me monthly ...
There I was, sitting in my favorite cafe, ready to start writing, had my laptop all set up, and then I saw that the coffee shop had replaced their old keyboard-friendly tables with these ridiculous...
Going to grab that one coffee on my daily commute and the barista doesn't ask how my day's going but can recite some ridiculous coffee promotion about Fuel for the Journey like I just landed in an ...
I'm at this new coffee shop downtown, finally getting my caffeine fix. But then the barista gets my order wrong, asks me if I want whipped cream with or without, I'm thinking yeah it's standard on ...
Stared at today's calendar, my phone's screen glows with the 26 in bright red, it's supposed to be a reminder but honestly who puts a due date for a dentist appointment at 3:02 AM in sharp sans-serif.
I'm still fuming about yesterday's coffee, it took me three taps on the app icon to get it to load, but the notification said brew started right away even though the whole thing just stalled. What'...
Every time I think this won’t bother me anymore and I’m still annoyed hours later.
Stood at the checkout line for what felt like an eternity, tapping my foot, until the cashier finally asked how my day's going and then proceeded to scan a coupon she could have easily verified bef...
Slogging through the morning commute, I just realized, They always let the elevator break down before rush hour at 7:10 AM - a 'convenient' way for people like me to start the day, on the stairs. ...
Walking into the coworking space just now, they changed the coffee creamer from half and half to some non fat nonsense again, can't they just stick with the original, it's just annoying that we hav...
Just made oatmeal this morning but realized I'm all out of cinnamon, a staple that always makes a decent bowl edible. Not like I couldn't have checked the kitchen cabinet but somehow overlooked it ...
I went to buy a sandwich today and the counter person asked if I wanted my pickles on the side. I hesitated, not to avoid the extra pickle, but because for some reason, I'd suddenly forgotten where...
I spent 10 minutes figuring out why my coffee machine wasn't working and I realized it was just because the filter was clogged - a clogged filter that I'm pretty certain I installed yesterday.
Just got back from grocery shopping and saw that my coffee was 50 cents more expensive today than it was yesterday. What's the point of checking the weekly ads if they can just change prices at ran...
Just tried to make some toast, and the bagel setting on my toaster somehow magically disappeared overnight. What's more infuriating is the company had to include a separate button because they tho...
Just tried to buy a drink from this overhyped new cafe downtown but they were having some sort of grand reopening celebration. No, you're not celebrating by making drinks. The ridiculous line of p...
Wearing my favorite sweater in the 330438 data breach, I'm reminded of the security fail that compromised a friend's identity, now it's weirdly connected to the one piece of clothing I actually lik...
There’s something about daily routines that guarantees and it completely threw off my entire mood.
So I'm finally getting settled on the bus to work when some moron in row 3 gets up and proceeds to block the aisle while he stuffs his backpack in the overhead rack above him. Like doesn't anyone u...
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