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I get up, brush my teeth, and then notice I'm out of toothpaste. Simple things like that add up - the little annoyance that lingers after I rush out the door already running late for work. 499,146 ...
This morning I realized the 6:00 AM alarm on my iPhone didn't sync correctly - it's still set for 3:00 AM from when I crossed over to daylight saving time last night and changed my time zone to ref...
I'm still fuming about my morning coffee. I swiped through mobile ordering, selected the usual, but they changed the size of my latte. I specifically asked for the smaller cup, yet they upgraded me...
Just stood in line for 20 minutes at the grocery store to find out they were out of my only shopping list staple - bread. The ridiculous part is I'm pretty sure I saw that exact brand sitting on th...
So I was trying to make a grocery run during my lunch break and it seems no one else shares my disdain for Mondays as I'm the only one in the parking lot. I get to the register and my card gets den...
I get frustrated when people say they're 'running late' at 5 am, implying it's their first clue, but they're usually just hitting the snooze button like the 10th time. Today, that guy at the gym on...
I'm trying to do my laundry but the app tells me to select a recommended wash cycle based on the clothing type, except most of the stuff I have is just vague general use stuff with no clear guidanc...
Walking home from the market, I just spilled soy milk all over my shirt from clumsily balancing too many groceries. It's a good thing I just got the shirt on sale, but really it's just a waste when...
I'm still fuming about my coffee shop order, 814788 is still ringing in my brain from the ridiculous barcode scanner that kept beeping wildly for no reason, only to tell me the drink wasn't entered...
My coworker fixed our shared office printer for the third time this week but forgot to turn it on. Stood at the copier for five minutes, staring at the blinking out of paper light – finally, some...
My Sunday just got ruined over a seemingly innocuous thing - I spent twenty minutes trying to fix this stupid 7378131 barcode scanner at the checkout lane and the reset button still won't hold. Lik...
I'm fidgeting with a ticket stub for a cancelled concert, dated August 6th 2011, because I still have it taped to my old laptop where I was supposed to be using it online that exact same night.
Today I was trying to get tickets to that new exhibit in Paris for my grandma's birthday and for some ungodly reason they wouldn't let people browse through categories, I had to click through a nev...
Last time I used the vending machines at the office gym after hours it didn't work because my card had expired two days prior and the system still thought I had $5.55 on it despite being notified w...
I just got handed a 5-minute lecture on traffic rules by the same person who cut me off not 2 blocks ago. It's 7 AM, everyone's frazzled, and this guy has the audacity to judge my merge skills like...
I walked into my apartment, dropped my keys on the counter, and reached for the coffee maker only to realize it had been knocked out of commission – likely by my overly enthusiastic pet who think...
Driving in a congested morning commute I get caught behind some guy blocking the exit ramp, and as if it's not clear enough that I've been stopped, he leans over to pick up coffee from the passenge...
I spent the better part of my Monday morning trying to reset the password on 740487, the community portal for our new development, and every time I got to the verification step some kid's 'forgot m...
Walking back to my place I saw that guy who parks his car across two spots, like it's no big deal. And then I see the Reserved for 899397 sign half a car's length above the parking line – someone...
I'm trying to get my afternoon pick-me-up and they've changed the coffee machine again. Now I have to scan the stupid loyalty card that's still not programmed, or pay with my phone, which I just dr...
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