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Just spilled my morning cereal all over the counter, and to make matters worse, I realize I now have to reorder the exact same box of whole grain because the store is out of it and they're not gett...
So I'm at McDonald's, trying to grab a quick coffee during my lunch break, and they've somehow managed to break the coffee machine that morning, which just doesn't make sense - it's one of those ne...
The toaster stopped working this morning. Just turned off, no indication of malfunction. I have six slices left in the box from the week before. The brand even has a decent recall policy so that's ...
So I was just paying my water bill online, and their system requires a Captcha to prevent spam, which I get, but it's one of those audio-based ones which has like a really loud background noise tha...
I just spilled my third cup of coffee on my shirt today because the coffee machine in the break room was jammed yet again despite the 'do not use' sign being there for weeks. What's the point of ev...
I was finally getting in the right mindset to finish this project, had all my files open, and then my neighbor decided to have the biggest, most epic power outage. The thing that's infuriating is t...
So I'm trying to pack my toiletry case before leaving the house and I'm running over the 1.44 inch carry-on baggage dimensions requirement again. But the problem is, the ruler on its handle won't a...
My phone autocorrects 672277 to 6 months with a leaky faucet under repair. I mean, how many times did I need to reinput those frustrating digits? Now it pops up like a reminder, a constant nudge th...
Fiddled with the wrong button on my keyboard and instead of opening the Excel file for that 705079 report, YouTube somehow popped up. Stupid 'show recommendations' that think I care about cat video...
I'm still fuming about this morning's traffic mess on 18th and Main. The driver in front of me, oblivious, stopped dead in the middle of a crowded intersection for a phone call. Five minutes of ine...
Walking past the vending machine that's been out of my favorite crackers for five months – it's like they're trying their best to make the break room experience unappealing. I mean, who takes fiv...
The milk carton just got kicked out of our store's organic section for expired content – I had grabbed it literally a week before expiration. Meanwhile, their fresh out label just arrived with se...
Driving to coffee, saw the street sweeper blocking a perfect lane. The driver's distractedly scrolling through their phone and oblivious to the stopped traffic backing up behind them. I'm late, caf...
Stood in line at CVS for 10 minutes just to be told they didn't have the exact brand of pain reliever I needed. Of course not, because apparently nobody stocks the one thing I specifically asked fo...
Went to pay my phone bill at 5 am and the automated kiosk was out of order, again. Like, what even is the point of having these things open late if they're not going to function? Now I'm stuck tryi...
Today I finally organized my digital notes from 116357: random receipts and meeting summaries that clogged every file. Took a few hours to sift through and categorize. What gets under my skin thoug...
So I'm finally downloading this huge update after months of anticipation and I get hit with a stupid password reset requirement, because of course the 173984 I've been using for years has somehow j...
I'm standing in that coffee shop, I swear their lines are deliberately designed to create chaos, and I get in line right behind some dude trying to pay with a coupon that expired a month ago. The b...
Today, I spent 15 minutes on the phone trying to get my 921402 code from AT&T, only to be told I need to visit a store in person, which happens to be exactly 20 miles away, because somehow they don...
I'm trying to explain the ATM card situation to the bank's support team for the fifth time today. They seem completely incapable of understanding that it's expired, I've got a new card and the old ...