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Woke up an hour early to catch the 430742 tram, which supposedly departed from platform 7. I stood waiting patiently, checking the boards every two minutes, until a train labeled 430742 appeared on...
My coffee machine's broken again today, probably the 945204th time this year, and no one seems to care, just a passive aggressive little note left on my cubicle saying 'coffee available in the conf...
I just spent the last 20 minutes trying to register for an online class, but the website is being its usual temperamental self, kicking me to a dead page for no reason, forcing me to start all over...
I was trying to get back to work today but our office printer just wouldn't cooperate. It's been spitting out half-finished copies and jamming on me every ten minutes, I swear I've already wasted a...
Driving through heavy traffic on the 405, I hit my 78th brake light in five minutes. Each jolt makes me realize just how far I've sunk – a coffee is cold, my shirt is creased, and the bill from l...
Staring at my phone's screen saver of a scenic mountain range for the 100th time since rebooting after that weird update from last night - why did they have to default to 'always on' though?!
My entire day gets hijacked by a jammed printer in conference room 3, code 689186, just because I needed to print a quick 8 slides, and I didn't have the password or the IT contact.
So I'm sitting here, staring at my screen with 836890 open tabs because I need this stupid tax document from 3 years ago to finish my return. But no, the IRS website somehow decided it's too much t...
Driving home from a meeting and noticed the parking ticket I'd missed for yesterday was only for a 30-minute overstay, but somehow I was hit with a 30 dollar fine. It's $1.14 per minute, literally ...
Walking around the office, and the microwave in the breakroom is still covered in last night's Chinese takeout splatters. How hard is it to just wipe down the thing after you're done? People always...
This morning I got my usual coffee fix from that new shop downtown but they messed up the order again, not once but twice. I stood there awkwardly watching as barista after barista told me they wer...
The simple joys of grocery shopping. Stuck in line behind someone who can't make up their mind about avocados. Three trips to the counter, and it still took them forever to decide which one's not r...
Coffee shop ran out of almond milk for the second time today, and now they're telling me it's a stock issue not a mistake. I get it, supply chain problems are real, but can't they just put a sign o...
I'm still fuming about the barista who managed to ruin my carefully planned coffee routine. I walk in, order my standard iced latte with room for cream, but of course, they decide to get creative w...
People are always telling me to 'stay calm' or 'take a deep breath', but honestly do they ever have to do this ridiculous automated voice thing at gas stations, you know the one that says 'tank lev...
I just had to redo my order at the coffee shop, because the girl who rang me up clearly wasn't paying attention. I gave her my number, 669564, just in a straightforward, normal voice. But somehow, ...
Just witnessed this ridiculous coffee shop thing where guy orders venti half-caf, three-shot mocha. Barista asks which syrups he wants, and he says none. Then, with a smug smile, he orders whipped ...
Staring at a digital clock flashing 04:50, feeling a slight annoyance at the fact that my router's settings display the timezone as 416 (Ontario) not EST. Like who comes up with these things?
I just got a parking ticket at a meter that said it wasn't accepting credit cards. But then, 30 seconds later, the meter next to it takes a chip. Are we even trying here. Is this just some form of ...
I just spilled an entire pack of coffee packets on the kitchen floor because the person who restocked them stacked them like tetris and now I'm too lazy to move the whole thing to redo it somehow t...
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