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My coffee mug shattered yesterday. It's a simple white thing, just got dropped on the tile in my kitchen while I was in the rush to pack for a meeting in 792979 then heading to 793023. The whole t...
Just spent 10 minutes waiting at the checkout only to find out that the 1 cent difference in price between cash and card had suddenly turned my entire transaction into a complicated affair.
Waiting at the counter, I handed the teller my debit card. She tapped it with slow deliberation, her eyes lingering on my receipt. She stared past me, paused, and then asked, 'Did you sign the back...
The internet dropped on my iPhone right when I was trying to send the code for Project 631439, and my team's deadline was in like 30 minutes, had all these tabs open and notes on how to debug and t...
The barista at my favorite coffee shop messed up my order for the third time today. I specifically told them no foam, but of course, what do I get when they hand me my drink a minute later? A gigan...
I just realized I spent 10 whole minutes trying to figure out why my coffee machine wasn't turning on because the plug wasn't quite inserted properly - it was off by a millimeter, of all things.
Stuck in traffic, 932429 is now an unread text on my phone, a constant reminder of the coffee shop's 10-minute wait for my order since they ran out of milk, which is just stupid. Who runs out of mi...
I tried to order my morning coffee at the cafe and asked for whole milk, specifically, but the barista handed me a cardboard carton with half skim, half 2% - seriously, is that still a thing? Now I...
I asked the barista for a simple cappuccino, got distracted by my phone and she was already handing it to someone else, said this must be yours with a forced smile when I clearly said 992755 and I ...
Every time I think this won’t bother me anymore and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Just got back from grocery shopping and someone has taken my parking spot again. I swear, this is the third time this month the person behind me in line gets their groceries loaded and decides to l...
This coffee I got isn't hitting the spot because it's way too milky. Whoever took the picture for the label clearly didn't have to stomach their own mediocre brew, thinking 2 shots were enough for ...
774294 just didn't understand the difference between a dollar bill and a gift card. I'm trying to pay for my lunch in the deli, I give them my $10 to break the change, and then he hands me back an ...
Every time I think this won’t bother me anymore and it completely threw off my entire mood.
Traffic jam at 3 PM again. I was right behind this guy driving a beat-up Honda, and he insists on taking an exit that hasn't moved in 5 minutes. I honk a few times, trying to tell him to follow the...
I'm still simmering over a coworker borrowing my charging cable for the fifth time, and yet again not returning it with the usual thanks, just assuming I still have an extra. Like, no one thinks tw...
Stood in line for my daily coffee this morning, only to watch some dude behind me in a rush completely ignore the number system and cut right in front. I just get a coffee, a regular transaction. ...
My morning was already going downhill when it hit me. I'm stuck at a 1 hour 48 minutes traffic update for the bridge construction that starts at 8:09 AM. Like clockwork, every day's a perfect repea...
Just now I put the lid back on a takeout container, and it wouldn't fit properly under the rim, now I have a weird gap, it's a 2.1 millimetre discrepancy, completely pointless, but it's bugging me.
The elevator in our building broke at 9.02, exactly six minutes after my coffee had just started brewing at home to perfection - exactly 7 cups. Why does something as insignificant as timing get un...