I walked into my apartment, dropped my keys on the counter, and reached for the coffee maker only to realize it had been knocked out of commission – likely by my overly enthusiastic pet who thinks his tail is some kind of ninja kickboxing machine. Now I'm staring down a cold cup of nothing, my caffeine-deprived morning mood already plummeting towards darkness.

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