I'm standing in front of the microwave in the break room and I just realized I'll never live down my coworker Dave's 'innovative' new habit of labeling everything with his name. It's always 'Dave's leftovers' or 'Dave's coffee' like I care who's coffee it is. Like I'm going to steal from Dave just because his coffee says his name on it. 5 extra seconds every meal and it's a total mood killer.

11h ago by anonymous | Report

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