I get frustrated when people say they're 'running late' at 5 am, implying it's their first clue, but they're usually just hitting the snooze button like the 10th time. Today, that guy at the gym on 474721 told me 'oh, running on fumes' - like it's some profound epiphany he had at precisely 5:05, rather than just realizing he slept in.

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